hey people! my name is Dean.......i honestly dont know what else to say about me

-urr.....i love basketball
-im from london......yes i have a british accent
-i dont live in london, sadly
-im single.....yes ladies you read that right
-well, not anymore I guess ^
-im 17
-if you wanna know anything else feel free to pm me
-coz i fucking don't have life
-now I'm bored as fuck....which means, I'm just gonna continue writing shit

-I'm the sexiest beast ever....agree, or die ;)
-don't like me? Good! Fuck off!!
-I think cockatiels are cute (Dafuq did I just say?)
-its obvious that the egg came before the chicken 
-I'm a multi talented motherfucker
-PIZZA ......and shit
-Smile!! It suits you :) 
-I'm a big a ss flirt and kinda cocky....'kinda' ;)
-I think 'human centipede' is a creepy yet epic movie (do I sound too sadistic?)
-bones are 4 times stronger than concrete...but if you hurt my bitch, I WILL break your bones -.- (and by bitch I meant my female dog :P)
-sooooooo.....I have a feeling I'm kinda drunk, writing all this shit
-if you need to talk about anything, I'm always here....drunk or not :D


@RoziePoozie - MY bitch!!!

@GypsyGurl - also my bitch....yes, she's dating Chace Crawford ;)

@AshleeyLovesYew - only chick nice enough to give me a piggy back ride :D

@SameerRathod - the Indian chutiya who wouldn't let me use the word 'chutiya' ....fuck you -.-