DeannieLuvsYou143

"WHAT IN THE FREAKING RAINBOW UNICORN IS THE CUPCAKE HE SAYING?" Thats funny http://wattpad.com/story/9987152?utm_content=share_passage

"Don’t fuck with an army of over 30 million girls." I thought that was so funny http://wattpad.com/story/1869704?utm_content=share_passage

"even when you gave me that fake number. Did you know it belonged to some angry Indian man? He did not..." http://wattpad.com/story/6313655?utm_content=share_passage

"May your neighbors respect you 
          
          Trouble neglect you 
          
          Angels protect you 
          
          and Heaven accept you." http://wattpad.com/story/5662012?utm_content=share_passage

"Daddy! No no no no no! I don't want some delinquent staying here with Lola and I! You're going to be ..."When I read the preview i wasnt sur http://wattpad.com/story/4569789?utm_content=share_passage

"Rumors are carried by haters, spread by fools, and accepted by idiots." http://wattpad.com/story/1158881?utm_content=share_passage

"she always walking around with her nose up acting like her shit don't stink."" http://wattpad.com/story/6861218?utm_content=share_passage

"“HEEEELLLLLOOOOOO BITCHES!” Lola screams coming down the hall. I can’t deal with her and her over rac..." http://wattpad.com/story/1731752?utm_content=share_passage

This part was so funny "If you don't know what Ray meant stop reading this book right now because you aren't ready. Log out a..." http://wattpad.com/story/7630636?utm_content=share_passage

""Raundre." I had to make something up to get him out tonight. I should just tell him... but that's tr..." http://wattpad.com/story/5117219?utm_content=share_passage