mayo

bruh never thought bts are this funny lmao, I might have found my biasᕙ⁠(⁠⇀⁠‸⁠↼⁠‶⁠)⁠ᕗ

is anyone even alive on this app at this point?

Guys have some of y'all read that jikook ff "The spoiled beauty" By JikookExclusive?? I can't find the book neither the account, tf happened? 

yo 

Jimin as Harley Quinn and Jungkook as The Joker sounds soo hot, I have been imagining jimin with that harley quinn attitude and outfits for quite some time and damnn they go soo well together..༎ຶ⁠‿⁠༎ຶ

Love how rap songs are about how wet is their pussy, how curvy is their body, how many men die to sleep with them, how they reject them with sass, just to prove they the best and the unproblematic one, But as long as they sound good I don't give a shit ʕ⁠´⁠•⁠ᴥ⁠•⁠`⁠ʔ

Yeah, ain't tryna be cool like you
          Wobblin' around in your high-heeled shoes
          I'm clumsy, made friends with the floor
          Two for one, you know a bitch buy four
          And two left feet, you know I always drop
          First thing a girl did was a bop
          I'm the whole damn cake and the cherry on top
          Shook up the bottom, made a good girl pop (hey)
          You ain't even here to party
          Ken in the club tryna pipe a Barbie
          I don't wanna go, go, go with the flow
          Backbend 'til I touch my toes
          I don't wanna row, row, row the boat
          Wrist full of rocks and I hope I float
          Big up yourself 'cause you know they don't
          I chew, chew, chew 'cause they hope I choke (hey)

Cosplay gangsters, fake ass accents
          Posted in another nigga hood like a bad bitch
          I'ma big dog bitch, can't "lil sis"me
          Hoes get views when they tryna diss me
          Make one move got 'em in a tizzy
          Killing shit that's why they tryna rip me
          Still going hard with the odds against me
          These niggas don't have fans, they bots
          These bitches don't have ass, they shots
          And they still tuned in if they fans or not

I went and copped the chopsticks
          Put it in my bun just to pop shit
          I'm always in the top shit
          Box seats, bitch, fuck the gossip
          How many of them could've did it with finesse?
          Now everybody like, "She really is the best"
          You play checkers, couldn't beat me playin' chess
          Now I'm about to turn around and beat my chest
          Bitch, it's King Kong, yes, it's King Kong
          Bitch, it's King Kong, this is Kin' Kong
          Chinese ink on, Siamese links on
          Call me 2 Chainz, name go ding-dong

Said little bitch, you can't fuck with me
          If you wanted to
          These expensive, these is red bottoms
          These is bloody shoes
          Hit the store, I can get 'em both
          I don't wanna choose
          And I'm quick, cut a ***** off
          So don't get comfortable
          Look, I don't dance now
          I make money moves (ayy, ayy)
          Say I don't gotta dance
          I make money move
          If I see you and I don't speak
          That means I don't fuck with you
          I'm a boss, you a worker, bitch
          I make bloody moves