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  Things About Me
• My name is Alexandra
• Im ____ years old
• I'm in ♥  
• My favorite food is pasta
• My weakness is strawberry icecream
• I HATE school 
• I'm better than you
• A+ student
• I annoy people,A LOT
• I hate the news
• All I think about is $$$
• I stalk people, just kidding
• ✆ me if your cute, ツ 
Want to know more,NO
Copy this if your cool


I'm always watching you, BEWARE!

Wanna here a  joke I found online™?  Yes,No,Maybe?

Who cares! YOU WILL READ IT ANYWAYS
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A conversation between me and my crush:

Me: Hey

Him: Hello, what do you want?

Me: Wanna play a game?

Him: Sure

Me: What's the another word to call yourself besides your name?

Him: I

Me: Present tense of wanted?

Him: Wanna

Me: A cursive word that starts with "f"

Him: Fuck

Me: Opposite of me?

Him: You.

Me: Opposite of can't?
 
Him: Can

Me: Letter that comes after "H"

Him: I?

Me: Why of course you could!

He looked at me confused and lefted.
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Do you get the joke?

 ➳ Well, if you don't, read the last 7 word" Him " said. If you still don't get it, you're dumb and F*** you! 

I uppercutted a horse so hard, it became a giraffe. Found that on a list of Chuck Norris facts. ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥


▂ ▃ ▅ ▆ █My Music Levels Are Up█ ▆ ▅ ▃ ▂ 

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I listen to so much music it surrounds me sometimes.
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Get it? Get it? SURROUNDS ME. Because it's.....it's..... Ok. I'll stop talking now.