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𝐇𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐨, 𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐕𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞
I am twenty four billion years old. I love moderate walks on the beach, screeching at fonts, and also... writing.
In this space I will be serving offbeat with a side of stupid. Enjoy.
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Story by DeepFriedViolins
Star Wars: Bring More Knives
Kylo Ren finds an ancient, eldritch map on the deep web and a bunch of wonky stuff happens, and yeah.
I'm cur...
