ʜᴇʏ ʜᴏᴡ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏɪɴ ʟɪʟ ᴍᴀᴍᴀ? ʟᴇᴍᴍᴇ ᴡʜɪsᴘᴇʀ ɪɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴇᴀʀ

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;...;⍣⍤Trash Info⍤⍣;...;
 ♕ Lover of puns + bad pick-up lines
 ♕ Socially awkward zombie
 ♕ Paranoid, depressed potato = me💔


"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! "

"This squid is so raw it's still complaining about SpongeBob."

"This lamb is so undercooked, it's following Mary to school."

~Gordon Ramsay


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"it seems to me,
     
        that love could be labeled poison

                                 and we'd drink it anyways"