READ: Because I really hate the way Rachel wrote Twincest (she wrote it like we were some kind of emo black loving, satanist, sport/life haters, which we are NOT. We're actually blonde. She posed as us on another website too, which was NOT cool. We're pretty normal. and also, as you can tell, we didn't like that she put a cuss word in the title. We may cuss, but she did it ungracefully.), I'm rewriting it. If you are reading it, please just wait a bit. I will update you real soon when it's done, and then you all should reread. The story will be extremely different. Our writing styles drastically differ.

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This is a shared account between Justin and Jason, and we're identical twins. We're are dating. We write all the stories that will ever appear in this account, and star in Twincest Is. We're 20, have graduated and have jobs.

I'm Justin, and I'm obviously the smarter one. (Jason:*blink*)LOL. JK. Maybe. I'm a total shameless sadist. I'm more into reading & theatrical arts, etc. I'm blonde and proud. I did play base guitar at one point. I'd say I write 60% of the posts here & Jason writes 40%. I'm a baseball fan&player(3rd base). I'm a gymnast. Soccer's for girls. SpankER.

Well, I'm Jason, and I'm obviously the hot one. (Justin:See? I'm the smart one.) Seriously. I like the shame I have at being a masochist. I'm a drummer, (I also play guitar.) but at the moment I'm bandless, because our lead singer and backup guitarist went fucking crazy. -.-I'm blonde and totally not stupid. Probably? I love soccer, football too, and I try to go to games and matches as often as possible. I love music, I write a lot, but I can't do lyrics for shit. Soccer is for manly men. SpankEE.

Obviously, this is an incestuous relationship. He's my brother, my identical twin brother & I love him. I'm not attracted to anyone else of any gender, and he's the same way. He's hella hot. Got a problem with it? Keep it to yourself, judgmental asshole.