Deepfriedlesbian

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Deepfriedlesbian

my friend accidentally elbowed my face my nose is bleeding now

Deepfriedlesbian

anyways new preferred name guys i might actually stick with this one, call me Juniper or Juno now

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i hate when my shit sprays out of my fucking asshole

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i'm such a fucking loser.

stars_of_the_morning

@Deepfriedlesbian Because that's ok. We all have failures, setbacks and flaws. It doesn't make you a loser. You are incredible. And if you keep on trying, one day you will push through it all....
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Deepfriedlesbian

@stars_of_the_morning 
            i'm bad at everything i do, how could i not be?
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a_delicious_apple101

@Deepfriedlesbian we all are dawg but losers can lowk be cool losers
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Deepfriedlesbian

wow, i sure love getting shamed and humiliated for using my phone just because it's holy week!!

DefenderofHyrule

@Deepfriedlesbian It's a tradition in many families to give up something for lent. I think that's why they were trying to make you give up your phone for a week.
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@a_delicious_apple101 
            i think it's the week where like god's power is weaker than usual or some shit, i'm not christian, my fam dunno that and apparently i'm now OBLIGATED to sacrifice something
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Deepfriedlesbian

i'm getting out of the hospital soon.

DefenderofHyrule

@Deepfriedlesbian Good, I'm sorry you were sick. Glad to hear you're better now!
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xXgl17ch3d_gl1773rXx

@Deepfriedlesbian | i’m happy to know you’re feeling better
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Deepfriedlesbian

Hello, it is I, Zayden's friend again, unfortunately, they have ended up in the hospital once more, this time due to an asthma attack, why is it always me, you may ask? I recently moved back to their town, and I am one of their closest friends.

Deepfriedlesbian

@xXgl17ch3d_gl1773rXx 
            Of course! They stated that they're too tired to do anything though, so they can't have their phone as of now.
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xXgl17ch3d_gl1773rXx

@Deepfriedlesbian | are they alright? i hope they're feeling better
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