So I'm exactly what my name describes me to be..probably worse, to be honest.

If you're gonna take your time to look at this bio, or interact with me at any point in your and my existence, you should be aware of my weirdness. Or it'll hit you worse than Miley Cyrus on wrecking ball.

Some people call me snazzily idiosyncratic.

I just think I'm SPEKKIAL

In a spekkial needs way

I'm a textrovert! Aka, I'm very talkative online but then I'm literally the biggest prick ever in real life. Not joking, I'm a proper English dick

Yeah, another thing, I'm English. And yes, that does mean I like my teaparties and if you haven't got a butler or some walkers crisps, you are
p e a s a n t s c u m

I'm also blonde, so please be accepting of my underdeveloped and slutty mindset

I live for this app, and another app that goes by the name of 'chatous'.

I've grown up around 3 older brothers, which means my childhood was pretty dang retarded. Here, for all you dear readers, I will list some of the things that happened
1. Couches burning to death
2. 18 rated films at the age of 4
3. Fucking pain
4. My brothers deciding to strip one of them naked, making him roll around on the ground and then kindly whacking his naked body as hard as possible with bamboo sticks
5. Wars
6. Consistent farting and genitalia talk
7. Hearing about itchy ballsacks when very stupidly and accidentally hearing a part of their conversations
8. Over fucking protectiveness
9. House parties (aka, the worst thing humanity has brought into existence)

Do you even wanna hear anymore?

Now I'm sure everyone is loving reading so much about Shmeden Peden Eden, but typing this many letters is way too much exercise, so bye
  • JoinedApril 14, 2017

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