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i just seen a “super kawaii” dick plushie on amazon and i wamt it now-
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merry christmas, my loves
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i drew nendo on my wall, and my mom said his chin looked like testicles</3
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omg doukyuusei always gives me butterflies omg bro omg
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LMAO IM READING ANOTHER MANGA AND THE ROLL CALL GUY IS SO ANNOYING- LMAO HES ALWAYS COMING AT THE WPRST TIMES
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MAN EW SO GROOOS MAN GUYS I TOUCHED A SIDER WITH MY WHOLE HAND. IM NOT EVEN KIDDING I CAN STILL FEEL IT EWWWWWW MAN I SEEN A BLACK THING RIGHT. BY. MY. HEAD. AND MY DUMBASS THOUGHT IT WAS A PUFFY BLACK LINT BALL, SO MY STUPID ASS JUST GRABBED IT WITH MY WHOLE HAND, AND MAN. THE SOUND OF THE SPIDER SCURRYING AWAY FROM MY HAND WAS SO NASTY. IT SOUNDED SO CRUNCHY AND DRY. LIEK, AFTER I TOUCHED IT, I KNEW. WTF THAT WAS. i’m actually so like, UGH that’s so GROSS. i couldn’t believe it. like, i BLASTED off my bed and turned the light on IMMEDIATELY. i went to check, and it was there. MAN IT WAS ONE OF THOSE THICC. BLACK SPIDERS TOO. MAN EW IT FELT SO DRY. i srsly can’t comprehend this. i can’t believe i touched a spider. man u can just TELL that ugly spider wasn’t expecting that either.. man
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MAN MY SOSTER JUST SAID IT WAS GONNA HAVE A BUNCH OF BABIES MAN IM ACTUALLY SO GROSSED OYT LIKE, INCREDIBLY NOW CAN THAT FEMALE DOG SHUT UP
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man i killed it tho. that’s on THAT spider for going on MY BED and being in MY room. man i had to knock it off my bed with a water bottle. it was so gross i had to keep flinging the spider back with my dustpan to keep it from getting away. it took so many tries to actually hit the thing
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lmao damn my hearts beating FAST. my family is cleaning out my old phone n like, what if they find sumn- like, i can IMAGINE them being like “anna? what the heck is this?” BRUHHH LIKE THE AMOUNT OF-
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lmao i’m mostly worried abt them seeing the apps i downloaded:D N I RLLY LET MY MOM USE MY PHONE WHEN IT WAS DOWNLOADED BRUUUH I HAD SOME BA
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i made sure to delete things i didn’t want other female dogs to see, but i worry❤️
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bruh sometime this month i squished an ant with my WHOLE finger- i felt so bad afterwards tho like, why’d i do it. it was just near my tea cup rings...tryna vibe.
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y’all i’m so embarrassed- someone on ig asked what bls they should watch so i recommended one n they didn’t put it on their story<33 i’m so embarrassed i’m never commenting or sending anything ever again<3
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why does nostalgia make me so emo