Random weeb stuff I laugh to on a daily basis:

"Such a thirsty gorilla"
"WhOs ThIrStY?!?"

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"ITS ABOUT DAMN TIME HASHIRAMA!!"
"ILL DEAL WITH YOU LATER!"

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"Who are you?"
"I'm your good-looking teacher, Satoru Gojo"
*Insert funky movements and peace signs*

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"Hey Langa!"
"What?"
"What's Canada like?"
"Fast"
"What do you eat?"
"Poutine"
"Speak Canadian"
"Sorry"

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"SENSAI, KUGISAKI!"
"It's too hot for you idiot."
"FUSHIGUROS GETTING HIT ON!"

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"Were you the one who saved me?"
"Uh yeah..."
"Damn I was so close to dying you just had to go and screw it up."