Delcesca Newby dreams of one day conquering the world with her garden gnome army but building such an army takes time and a good chunk of change. So, to help her cause, she thought she'd put pen to paper and entertain people with stories. (And what better way to lull them into a false sense of security?) If she's not writing or hunting down gnomes, she's snuggling with her pets, binge watching cooking competitions, and losing horribly at board games.