ONE DAY....

I'm gonna make the onions cry



🌚Have you ever met someone who loves food a lot but can't be bothered getting it, well then hi!

🌝Have you ever met someone who's socially awkward and can't stand silence, well then bye!

🌚African-Australian 

🌚My age is between 0 and 69

🌝Asexual Potato who gets outed everyday cause of her stupid friends

🌚I've gone on many journeys like the story of how I took a romantic walk to the fridge and met my soulmate. A potato.

🌝Black lives matter

🌚Make your eyeliner sharp enough to make white boys nervous 

🌚🌝Advice from a Wise Woman:
If you can't beat 'em
Eat 'em