Hi.

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I write an online serial for Curiosity Quills Press called Real Vampires Don't Sparkle. It's snarky, and dark, and slashy, and full of all those wonderful things below. I'm not posting anymore new stories on wattpad, so if you want more of me, that's the place to go!

http://curiosityquills.com/published-authors/amy-fecteau/real-vampires-dont-sparkle/

Cheers!

Things I like: sarcasm, violence, slash, banter, bondage, magic, foul language, cynicism and humor.  

Things I don't like:  Male-identified characters that act like girls, text speak, stories with no plot except *OMG* that guy is so cute! *OMG he totally loves me!  *OMG* we're gonna get married and adopt a million babies!!!!!!, my cat (Seriously, anybody want a cat?), non-consensual sex, people who quote song lyrics in that pretentious poetry voice, the traditional idea of marriage, and the guy who stole the windshield wipers off my car (They're, like, eight bucks for two.  You couldn't afford eight bucks?)

(The photos I used for my covers are from: http://browse.deviantart.com/resources/stockart/?qh=&section=&q=blood#/d7ziwa)