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Can people PLEASE read Chains?????? Is that too much to ask???? There are only 8 chapters

*People are bigger than toilets*

Someone tell me why I got RANCH for dipping sauce in a take-out box of burritos and a QUESADILLA???!!! Taco Bueno what is wrong with you? I really wanted some sour cream and was so disappointed when this shit was ranch.. Bitch these aren't fucking Jumbo Spicy shit fire buffalo wings give me some sour cream or so help me God I'll-

Not me reading smut at school-

Why do I literally have a crush on a lion

If you just followed me in the past 5 or so hours, unfollow plz and thank you. My bro just posted on their convo board to come follow me and although I appreciate it, please leave. I want to get my own followers that like what I'm writing. My small amount of followers means nothing to me, I know those people. They commented on my book even though it was honestly a sin against all authors everywhere it was amazing that those people liked it. I don't care about big numbers on my page so please don't stay unless you want to, I don't want the pity follow.

Yo yo yo I got a dirty joke for y'all . What's a girls least favorite time of the month, that becomes her favorite time of the month when she starts dating a vampire?

Okay so, update. I forgot to unpublish my book on Saturday like I said I would so I did it now.

ATTENTION ALL CURRENT READERS OF "Goodbye (erasermic)" OR WEEBS WITH THIS BOOK IN THEIR READING LISTS: On Saturday, October 24, 2020, I am going to unpublish this book starting from the first chapter. If you would like to continue reading this, I suggest you put it in your library so you still have it, or binge read the rest of it before then because after Friday it will no longer be on my page and you will not have access to it otherwise. This book is a true monstrosity and no one else deserves to read it because, well... It sucks. If you like my writing style, and for some unknown reason want more of it, I have MUCH BETTER stories in the works, so don't unfollow or idfk... Just, STICK AROUND OKAY! I HAVE MORE! Okay...? Thanks. Bye.. (Also I may or may not rewrite it, you gotta understand there is like no solid plot line to go off of in this book).

I'm sad. I was playing Among Us with a girl named Angel. My name is Satan. I started our games with the "Did it hurt?" Pick-up line cuz.. Yeah. So the whole time we just told each other pick-up lines, game after game. Everyone in the chat told us to stop but we didn't. She had to go... I'm sad.... I know I'm weird as hell but hey it was fun.