Hello earthlings it seems that I am stranded here on earth. I am a turd from outer space.
I am interested in writing and my stories are equally as shite as me. This will be my first time posting stories so have mercy ^-^ !
I also do not write often so @_@ I'm practicing for my future essays I need to complete in Turd Academy.
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Story by DelusionalTurd
A Truck Hit Me Again!
It was another normal day until Bartholomew was viscously rammed into by a truck again. So you see, Bartholom...
