Contrary to my username, I don't actually suck the life out of people. Intentionally. 

I try to write sometimes, though I doubt I'll publish anything anytime soon. [edit: Ever.]

I'm really not that interesting.

And I don't have to lie when I click 'yes' for those "are you 18 years or older?" questions. Still freaks me out. 

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"It was all so painless, falling in love with Dean." - Twist and Shout

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"The past is gone, and cannot harm you anymore. And while the future is fast coming for you, it always flinches first and settles in as the gentle present." - Cecil, WTNV

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"Anything worth doing is worth overdoing. And remember: moderation is for cowards!" - kid from my friend's graduation
(Please don't actually follow this advice.)