heya. so like.. Sans is my dad
Sans: sup
me: i guess i am half human. i look human but i have dad's powers. i like puns, i don't know my mom, annnnnnd we're done here. here, have a 'dog. 
You: Wtf
me: yea 'dog. 
You: Ummmmm
Me: -sighs- apostophe-dog
You: What the actual fuck.
Me: Bruh. Its short for hotdog.
You: ......
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About the person behind the screen-
I'm African-American.... I love PUNS. My momma literally made me move in with my daddy until i could get my jokes under control. and..... even though i say momma and daddy, i am not like, a little kid.. i just say that. bye... i guess