The Raccoon God

Oh wonderful. There's a new scam going around on Tumblr and people are getting them like CRAZY
          Just know that if anyone comes to you claiming they were hacked ans need your help, or that they accidentally reported your account and want you to contact an admin or something, it's a big hacking scheme. The accounts also started from blank nothing bot looking things, to normal looking accounts because people fell for it and got hacked. So now their bodies are being paraded around on sticks as bait.

Just so we're clear, if you saw me from that dude's bio, I have no association with the pubes dude. He's done bs on here before, same crap. I'm not even active on here much anymore, and when I am it's been related to a thing I'm a fan of.
          I've been on Wattpad for over a decade, my time here is older than this account, and I've faced a many a troll and creep. I'm too old for this crap.

I don't even know why I still post to here. I rarely ever get responses. I miss when this site was more lively.
          I might just, like, permanently sign out. Or at the very least go silent. I barely even update my mashup ideas much anymore, which was the only book I touched.
          Ugh, I miss when I would wake up to 50+ notifs and they were actually things I can speak with and about.

Someone saw some thing about how vampires may have their own form of going into heat, that only happens every few years and it's also the only time they can reproduce, and they tagged it to the Redactedverse because, like, the ideas...
          
          And oh boy, am I getting ideas.
          Actually, the dirty ideas were 2nd. The first idea was "VINCENT AS A DAD VINCENT AS A DAD VINCENT AS A DAD"
          And, like, he knows when to step up and be responsible. And he's also a family guy, Sam is like a brother to him, he misses his mortal family a lot, he would do anything for Lovely, the Shaw pack has kinda welcomed him in, especially since one of their own is mates with Sam. Like, he's a family man through and through.
          
          But also, can totally get behind that sad vampire man going into heat.

I'll never be able to look at roller-coasters the same way again.
          And I see Final Destination 3 with a new light.

Screw Hogwarts, I want to go to D.A.M.N (Dahlia Academy for Magical Novices)
          The only downside is it's in California of all places.

Someone described the Inversion as basically Magical 9/11. Which...man, am I evil for laughing?
          Which is this whole thing in the Redactedverse where anti demon cultists caused a death portal to open, and people were trapped with the shades just flooding out and taking out somewhere between 1,000 to 3,000 people (I forget the exact number), and now it kinda hangs heavy on the narrative, at least in the other playlists I listened to. A main character actually loses their life in it even.

Need Will Solace and Sam Collins to meet.
          Because if I had a nickel for every southern dude with healer magic lecturing someone, someone who was going to become their lover later, about being stubborn and them needing healing, I'd have 2 nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

"You don't play fair, old manm"
          "And that is why I win."
          OH the foreshadowing. I fuking love the foreshadowing!

♡ ; ;  hey so i realized in my dni list i made an error, i said "i dont want anybody 14 - 27 interacting" but what i meant to say was anybody younger then 14 or older then 27, im so sorry about that!!