DemonBrendonUrie

oh,,,, worm?

I'M SEEING PJ TOMORROW FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A WHILE W O O !

My stepdad: Why'd you draw on your arm? Wash it off down here [in the kitchen sink].
          Me, using the green half of the sponge: you got what you asked for B)

@LOUVREPHIL yOu go to sleep B)

I HAD GREEN WAX FROM MY CANDLE ON MY PHONE AND,I THOUGHT IT WAS SOME RANDOM BALLOON ICON. AND I TAPPED. IT AND I SCREAMED

Its so weird looking back at my cringey old wattpad PMs. Legit every message is either "XD" ":3" "hehehehe" or people calling me nugget

Okay but kitten play is adorable 

@-CRAZYFAST crap that wasn't supposed to send bUT I'm @ home reading AO3 stories in the shower oops

@-CRAZYFAST z

My friends are all in healthy relationships, and then there's me, the one who doesn't even have a healthy relationship with themself. l o l