Demon_490

NEW BOOK IS UP GO READ IT RAHHHHH
          	
          	Also everyone say thank you to my boyfriend i love him RAHHH he made this possible

Demon_490

GUESS WHOS BACK
          
          BACK AGAIN  
          
          (Sorry I've been inactive I am mentally ill HOWEVER I will probably either write new books OR start reading again. Anyways hi hi y'all)

SpriteAndBakugoSimp

@Demon_490 OH MY GOSH BESTIE!
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smokingsuzie

Oh please write another I really enjoyed the first book demon!
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sanastacia4life

Your mother's so fat they didn't call Ghostbusters
          Stay Puft Man was all, "I don't trust her."
          In other words, she ate him
          Stay Puft Man's big, so that's how we know she's fat--
          Just to clarify
          
          Basketball, a basketball
          Yeah, well, your mother is a basketball
          I went there: your mother is a basketball
          A basketball, she's a basketball
          
          Stop. Everybody take 5
          Good show, guys, but I don't feel a vibe
          Let it all out; don't hold back; incriminate
          Here on this court, you gotta push it to the limit, mate
          Reach deep inside, throw the shots, come alive
          I'll be here tweeting the whole thing live
          So guys, be loquacious; show off your gall!
          What did you say his mother was again? (A basketball.)
          
          A basketball
          After all, she's bouncing like she had a bottle of Adderall
          She's also fat--not sure if I mentioned that--
          Twenty-nine inches wide from all sides, to be exact
          
          Man, that's wack. I object! But, to change the subject
          I double dribbl'd your Mom's bombs and she liked it
          Now I'm flying higher than a window wiper
          Where you're airing free throws like a drunken sniper
          
          I believe you need a reason like you're Zeppelin Piper
          If your mom were on Tinder, I'd swipe her right 'cuz I like her
          She's spherical, meaningful, clear, and clerical
          A leather planet with the gravity that makes you feel the pull
          
          pull
          
          Ooh, feeling it now, moves smooth, so adroit
          World's hearing it now, down under to Detroit
          Pity the pal who fails to score a swish
          Never gonna hit the buzzer 'cuz she just won't fit!
          Not that curvy's bad boys, in fact, it's sad
          But the women's NBA's not all round and rad
          Don't be lose ground, be a man;
          Do they fit basketballs with gastric bands?
          
          Oedipus Rex, Electra complex
          Pegasus wings on these foot springs but I digress
          Surf's up! I board a tidal wave of jump
          Yo' 'boks probably don't even pump, chump
          
          Sup?
          
          I got pump up 'boks, I'll palm my ball in my hand
          And shoot infinity points from up across this land
          So you can't pass the man if you know what's best, son
          Lest you wanna

sanastacia4life

become a tripping guessing lesson
            
            Slam dunk!
            
            Foul?
            
            Ref, make the call!
            
            Oh gee, oh gosh, this is all too much
            Guys, I gotta confide--I'm just an actress, y'all
            Picked last at the dang-blasted casting call
            
            Some games don't have winners
            Some chickens don't end up on plates for dinners
            They contain the innards
            But we know the sun will always rise and always fall
            And that your mother will always be a basketball
            
            Basketball, a basketball
            If you're listening, your mother is a basketball
            That's right, you! Your mother is a basketball
            She's a basketball, bouncing faster all
            Over the rainbow in the stair
            Somehow, somewhere, someway, somewhere
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Demon_490

Happy New year's eve everyone! This year has been so special to me so I wanted to share my highlights, what was the best and what was the worst.
          
          
          January: It was my 13th birthday, this year was the year I started this account! I met an amazing friend through her book and our friendship blossomed over our love of a Marvel Character. Also, I came out to my mom that month!
          
          February: Pretty awful month if I'm going to be honest. Had my second heartbreak ever and it felt awful. 
          
          March: This was the month I started my first book, "My Jack"! I had also gotten together with on of my ex's... I met my best friend. We have been together through thick and thin. For that, I love you Oliver. You are so amazing and I hope next year brings you and your boyfriend lots of love and happiness.
          
          April: All I have to say: I spilled water on my Chromebook -
          
          May: Chromebook fixed!
          
          June: My first ever pride month where I was out to my parents. The last weekend of June was honestly the start of the worst week of my life, starting with a breakup, finding out we where moving, getting sick, and losing my favourite Youtuber to cancer.
          
          July: Nothing much to say, just trying to deal with life and lots of ups and downs.
          
          August: Finally coming to terms with my breakup, along with developing a crush on someone new. Also, pretty fun trip to a campground where a win a Foxy plush. 
          
          September: Start of a new school, making no friends, but getting surprisingly close to someone. Also, the final chapter of "My Jack" realised.
          
          October: SPOOKY MONTH
          
          November: Pretty boring honestly..
          
          December: Getting together with my current boyfriend! Also making a new friend!
          
          It's been an amazing journey and I hope you all have a fantastic 2023! May luck be in your favour.