*sits like a boss*

Call me Avatar or whatever that sounds alien.

I love the smell of toilet paper, I mean who doesn't? :)

*Chuckles nervously*

Anyway... I speak 4 languages. Currently educating myself with French and German lol.

*thinks of what to speak*

I am a potato chip overlord.  But hey, I'm always available for a chat. Come on, I don't bite (for legal reasons).

*coughs*

We might as well all live in a cage. *cue's eyes*

*sighs*