If you were killed, I won't be at your funeral... because I would be in jail for killing the person who killed you. We are true friends because we ride together/die together.
Send this to everyone you care about, including me, if you care. See how many times you get this! I want you to know that you are amazing, and you are my friend until death and forever. If I don't get this back, I understand. But I have a game for you: once you read this letter, you must send it to 15 people, including the one who sent it to you (me ^ω^) If you receive 3 back, you are loved.