Tell me why some random dude came into the store last night (I work at a gas station), and bought chips, beer, and our entire box of nerd ropes, saying he was gonna smuggle them somewhere....
I'm not even joking, he literally bought the whole box, which had 47 nerd ropes.
Before he left, he gave me one as a token of thanks, and I was confused and concerned.
But hey just imagine if he got blackout drunk and this morning he goes to see his 46 nerd ropes and is like "Why tf do I have so many nerd ropes??"