Soda!!

IM OLDER TODAY

Pro tip:
          Never read bed time alex turner x readers to your friends
          You sill get a horrible stomach ache

going once
          Going twice
          Wont these gentlemen suffice

I say a lot for no reason

I hate america 

MEN 

I just unironically said teehee irl
          My life has now been ruined 

I hate my onn and off relationship with Homestuck

HELP THERE WAS THIS ONE SOUTH PARK READER INSER TWHERE LIKE Y/N WAS A BITCH BUT EVERYONE WAS IN LOVE WITH HER AND SHE WAS CARTMAN'S TWIN AND LIKE FOR SOME REASON DAMIEN IS ALSO IN LOVE WITH HER AND MADE A DEAL WITH HER THAT WHEN SHE GETS HER HEART ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED OR WHEN SHE TURNS 18 SHE'LL HAVE TO MARRY HIM??? IM TRYING TO FIND IT BECAUSE IT EAS ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS AND I WAJT TO SEE IS ITS UPDAYED 

Your in the twf Fandom and the sp fandom ily