Derek The Dimple (@Derek_The_Dimple)

Your friendly neighbourhood shitposter.  😁  -INGREDIENTS- :  75% mock fluff/smut, 69% worn-out jokes, 110% sarcasm.

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Stories by Derek The Dimple

Phan??IDEKTBH [WARNING: Incomplete]

WARNING: This story is undergoing major changes, at the moment.

(DANIEL HOWELL X DONALD TRUMP) Tr...

Schoolgirl!Dan and his family have always had trouble with debt. After Dan messes up big time in front of th...

The Taco Fic | Phan

It all began with a taco... ;) WARNING: Disturbing content. (Read, if you dare).

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