Soni just remembered this randomly and one time when I was probably like 6 or so I was doing one of those inkblot tests where you tell them what you see and for one of them I said I saw a man's kidneys exploding out of him.
@tanksverymuch oh I'm aware that they're fucking useless but I was imagining the thoughts going through that test givers mind when a 6 year old said "I see a man's kidneys exploding out of his abdomen" and thought that was the funniest shit.
@Gunduck Nothing, we have an ongoing insult battle. We went weeks at a time only insulting each other without saying anything else. Unfortunately, the fucker is MIA and has been for a while.