Spite

Literally haven’t used this app in almost a year and I come back to see I’ve gained more followers???

Hi! Its been a while! How u been?

(Pickup lines to celebrate 230 followers)
          
          Are you related to Tom Holland? Cause damn you’re hot 

Last night I sent you an angel but it came back, so I asked, “why?” And the angel replied, “Angels don’t need to watch over angels!” 
          Twenty angels are in your world. Ten are sleeping, nine are playing, and one of them is reading this message. God has seen that you are struggling with some things and He says a blessing is coming your way.
          I have received something kind from you, and wanted to give this to you as a thank you! You’re an amazing human and you have blessed somebody’s life in one way or another! Send this to fourteen friends and bless their day/night as well! ♥️

My dudes I have done nothing and yet I have gotten a solid 420 followers 

Guess who just found her old teacher on wattpad?!?!?!

Peter: Drowning your phone in milk while the person next to you noisily eats a cronchy bitch (LASAGNE) makes me wanna scream 
          Ned: Do I even want to know?
          Peter: Well it involves a chicken sacrifice-
          Ned: NOPE 
          Peter: Alright then, I’ll keep my secrets

Does the sun have bones

Write 5 things you like/love about yourself and post this on 10 other accounts that need love

I tanned a lot over the summer and I swear my stomach is so white compared to my legs and arms