Quiznakles, the greatest snack to eat when you’re hungry. Buy Quiznakles today and you’ll get one more can free of charge! They come in many flavors ranging from soup, glorp, chicken, grape, pear, poison, saltines, cyanide, meat, lettuce, and bread! They only cost a small sum of $12 a can! Get Quiznakles today folks!!
Qᵘᶦᶻⁿᵃᵏˡᵉˢ ᵃʳᵉ ⁿᵒᵗ ᶦⁿ ᶜʰᵃʳᵍᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵃⁿʸ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘʳᵗʰᵉʳ ᶦⁿʲᵘʳᶦᵉˢ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵒᵘʳ ᶠᵒᵒᵈ: ᶠᵒᵒᵈ ᵖᵒᶦˢᵒⁿᶦⁿᵍ, ⁿᵃᵘˢᵉᵃ, ᵘⁿᶜᵒⁿᵗʳᵒˡˡᵃᵇˡᵉ ᵛᵒᵐᶦᵗᶦⁿᵍ, ᶜʰᵃⁿᵍᵉ ᵒᶠ ˢᵏᶦⁿ ᶜᵒˡᵒʳ, ᶜʰᵃⁿᵍᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵍᵉⁿᵈᵉʳ, ᶜʰᵃⁿᵍᵉ ᵒᶠ ˢᵖᵉᶜᶦᵉˢ, ᵃⁿᵈ ᶜʰᵃⁿᵍᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵛᵒᶜᵃˡ ᵗᵒⁿᵉˢ