(Profile Picture drawn by MsSkyeEnder, one of the best artists I know)


My name is Derpy Enderman, but you can call me Dorito.

I

~Am a boy

~Am a Faller (Gravity Falls)

~Am an Adventurer (Adventure Time)

~Am an Enderman

~Am derpy

~Am into Forensics, it's my thing

~Am a sad person who only has one friend, Stix.

~Love Cartoons

~Am a Dorito Lover

~Love Five Nights at Freddy's

Best and only real Friend:

@Six_Stix (Previously MsMiseryMc)

Seriously, one time this guy messed with her, I actually shoved ice into his pants. No lie.

'YOUSONOFAoh wait I don't cuss'

-Stix 2015

'You break this promise, I break your neck'

-Stix 2015

'OH SHIAAAAAT WHAT THE FUUUIISH I STEPPED ON A NEEDLE DON'T LAUGH AT ME BIIIIIAAAAATCH'

-Stix, when stepped on a needle and attempted not to cuss, 2015

'When sticks and stones are thrown at you, the 'Stix' would hurt you the most'

-Stix, 2015

*eats Doritos*
*I come by to say hi*
*stares at me before spitting out Doritos*
'You ruined Doritos for me'

-Stix, 2015

'I made dolls of everone in my class and stab all of them with needles everyday'

-Stix, 2015

'I will bucking pants you in your sleep'

-Stix, 2015

'I devour Nutella soulessly, mercilessly'

-Stix, 2015

Other friends:

@MsSkyeEnder
@ShadowEnderMinecraft


Don't be fooled by my derpiness. I am dubbed Stalker-chan because I know a lot about you, reader. No, I don't stalk you, but I get a lot of information about you.
 #DetectiveInTraining

Don't be creeped out by me, it's bad enough everyone at my school (except for Stix) does.

Kik: doritoderpyenderman

Oreo, anybody? (I am also known as Oreo Vendor cause I bring oreos to school every day and give it to everyone. Sadly, this doesn't boost my popularity)

Songs I like:

Made Me Realize (Gravity Falls)

This Is The End (FNAF)

Nightmare (FNAF)

Home (FNAF)

Do The Chicadees (Six_Stix)