Desdemonaa

I know it isn't one of my working projects but I have posted something new for you guys to read. It's called Month of L and I just put up "chapter one", a letter to my best friend!
          	
          	Month of L is a 30-day challenge so I will be updating everyday with a new letter. I'm also toying with the idea of doing the challenge from Nova's perspective as well as my own. If I do, her letters will be posted at the end of my 30 days.
          	
          	It's the first time in a long time that I have posted my writing on wattpad. I hope you enjoy and decide to stick around for a while longer :)
          	
          	For now, be on the look out!

Desdemonaa

I know it isn't one of my working projects but I have posted something new for you guys to read. It's called Month of L and I just put up "chapter one", a letter to my best friend!
          
          Month of L is a 30-day challenge so I will be updating everyday with a new letter. I'm also toying with the idea of doing the challenge from Nova's perspective as well as my own. If I do, her letters will be posted at the end of my 30 days.
          
          It's the first time in a long time that I have posted my writing on wattpad. I hope you enjoy and decide to stick around for a while longer :)
          
          For now, be on the look out!

northlane

My roommate and I also had a quote of the day.
          
          My favorite was:
          
          Me: *looks at a very elegantly designed box of dryer sheets* Why does this one look like it's trying to seduce me?

northlane

@Desdemonaa
            
            I'll share mine with you. He's an outdoor cat, likes to cuddle, and eats everything and anything. He also likes to sit in windows and lie on vehicles.
            
            I love him, but I'm allergic to him, so that's the only reason I'm willing to share.
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Desdemonaa

@northlane 
            
            Ugh, I'm imagining it. I want a cat so bad.
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northlane

@Desdemonaa
            
            Another favorite: "Why are my pants as tall as me?" --also me
            
            OMG So I got my cat a collar with a bell (so he can't sneak up on birds anymore) and he shakes his head just to hear the bell. It's so cute
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northlane

So, where I live, there's a grocery story called Weis and you can buy NAKED juice in the produce aisle.
          
          My roommate and I were OBSESSED with this juice. Especially the mango kind. And it was, like, almost $4 for a bottle on campus, so we were looking for placed to buy it and I just so happened to notice that they sold it at Weis when I went home for spring break.
          
          I came back and told her, very excitedly, "Hey, Helen! You can get NAKED at Weis!".

northlane

@Desdemonaa
            
            I tried blue as well. Made me gag.
            
            I doubt I'll try green.
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Desdemonaa

@northlane 
            
            A cheaper/lower calorie/semi-equal juice is Bolthouse Farms. Not too bad, if I do say so myself.
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Desdemonaa

@northlane 
            
            That's true. I usually get a package of the smaller size bottles. Haven't tried red machine, but I did try blue and green machine. Just FYI: they're devil spawn!
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northlane

He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.

northlane

@Desdemonaa
            
            Psh...he just doesn't appreciate good puns.
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Desdemonaa

@northlane
            
            My brother glared at me when I told him this one lol
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northlane

There is no second part to this one.
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northlane

A cartoonist was found dead in his apartment.

northlane

@Desdemonaa
            
            I've been laughing at this one for hours
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Desdemonaa

@northlane 
            
            I was not ready.
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northlane

Details are sketchy.
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northlane

What is the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

Desdemonaa

@northlane 
            
            I had to google it :')
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northlane

@Desdemonaa
            
            A zippo is a kind of lighter
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Desdemonaa

@northlane
            
            This is the only one I didn't get
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northlane

I'm supposed to be cleaning the bathroom, but I don't want to right now, so I'm just going to write on your message board for a bit.
          
          So, my sister is about to have her baby. Or, rather, she's about to go into labor. I can just feel it. Also, she lost her mucus plug, so that's a dead giveaway that she could go at any minute.
          
          I still have writer's block. Not really a block considering I don't even have a plot yet, but you know what I mean.
          
          How is school? Are you out of school yet? I've been out for over a month ha. But you knew that. We should have a WW soon.
          
          I just had an idea. I'll PM you some other time about it. Probably after I clean the bathroom. It's pretty neat imo
          
          I'm done for now. Expect some puns or something later