Why, hello there. Allow me to tell you a few things about myself.
I enjoy naps, seafood, bad/cheesy jokes or puns, PIZZA🍕, and books. Oh! I like naps, too!
I enjoy reading sci-fi romances, humor, and heartbreaking, depressing romances. I want a good cry once in a while.
Spongebob is my role model.
Skyrim is my obsession (other than books)
My favorite pickup line is "Come here often?"
I think that sums me up pretty nicely. Any questions?
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- JoinedDecember 10, 2015
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Story by Destinee
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Office Bladder Problems
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When Martin has to go to a meeting, he is afraid that his small bladder will cause him to run to the bathroom...
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