Why, hello there. Allow me to tell you a few things about myself.

 I enjoy naps, seafood, bad/cheesy jokes or puns, PIZZA🍕, and books. Oh! I like naps, too!

 I enjoy reading sci-fi romances, humor, and heartbreaking, depressing romances. I want  a good cry once in a while.

 Spongebob is my role model. 

Skyrim is my obsession (other than books) 

 My favorite pickup line is "Come here often?"

I think that sums me up pretty nicely. Any questions?