I Want My Waifu Back
by Karma Akabane
I lost my Waifu.
I want her back.
Have you seen my Waifu?
Nagisa: No, I haven't seen your Waifu.
Okay. Thank you anyway.
Have you seen my Waifu?
Decim: No, I haven't seen any Waifu's around here.
Okay. Thank you anyway
Have you seen my Waifu?
Gakushū Asano: N-no. W-why are you asking ME?! I-it's not like I like her or anything! I don't even NEED a Waifu! I wouldn't date YOUR Waifu! Don't ask me anymore questions! Baka!
Okay. Thank you anyway.
Have you seen my Waifu?
Clavis: I haven't seen anything all day! I'm to busy writing e-mails to YandereDev to waste his time with stupid questions!
You should stop that.
Clavis: Okay....
Have you seen my Waifu?
Korosensei: I had a Waifu when I was your age. I never had a chance to confess my feelings to her...
I don't care. That's not my Waifu. Thank you anyway.
Have you seen my Waifu?
Ritsu: What is a Waifu?
.... thank you anyway...
Nobody has seen my Waifu.
What if I never see her again?
What if nobody ever finds her?
My poor Waifu.
I miss her so much.
Karasuma: What's the matter?
I lost my Waifu, and nobody has seen her.
Karasuma: What does your Waifu look like?
She has dark hair, dreamy eyes, and-
I HAVE SEEN MY WAIFU.
YOU. YOU STOLE MY WAIFU!
Hahaha hahahaha HAHAHAHA
Gakushū Asano: N-no! Stop! Please! AAAAAAAAH!
HAHAHAHA HAHA HAHAHAHA
Gakushū Asano: Aaagh, uugh, a-a-
Hahahah ha haaa
~I love my Waifu~