Despair_Sadge
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Have you guys ever set your mind to do something, then suddenly realize procrastinating is way more fun?
I was gonna write a few chapters for some of my stories, but then a little voice in my head went:
"Hey, I know you haven't actually enjoyed playing video games in a long time... BUTTTTTTTT why don't you go play some modded Terraria?"
Fast forward 11 days later, and I've spent basically every waking hour playing Terraria Calamity. I've more than doubled my playtime.
I'm such a fat fucking chud. Except replace "fat" with "anemic scrawny fuck."
Anyway, I've kind of hit a roadblock in my Terraria grind. I've finished two playthroughs already (Summoner and Melee, if anyone was wondering) but both of them thoroughly mind-fucked my brain. I've never grinded Terraria that hard before, and the amount of wiki dick-riding required to figure everything out has completely drained me out of it.
Now I don't even want to touch the other classes. Plus, post-Moon Lord bosses make me want to end it all (to put it lightly).
The problem is that I also want to keep procrastinating.
SO.
Why don't one of you (or preferably several of you) raise my spirits a bit? Compliment me. Encourage me. LOVE me. I don't get that very often.
Because deep down, I'm a lonely fuck of a shut-in who needs his ego stroked every once in a while so I don't wander into the woods and mysteriously disappear.
And you guys don't want that do you........... ANYWAYS my health is totally up to you guys, if i don't get a single response for a whole 24 hours i will never come back and in the next 96 hours a missing person case will be filed.
sent with love (actually don't have that in my heart),
Your (hopefully) favorite author