Desmond Doza

@Metanoia363 one word: TWINS

Thank you for following me!

I just did a thing...
          I think I did a good thing...
          
          *slowly crumbles to the ground due to anxiety*
          
          ÷_÷ 
          
          *cri*

Nice to meet you!
          
          And for Gods sake, share those stories with the world!

thank you for voting!!

Hey there! 
          Thanks for the follow na

O. M. F. G.
          I just retalized, I'm eating Taco Bell,
          and drinking milk. AT THE SAME TIME. FUC-
          Oops, sorry.
          Here's the problem:
          
          1.Taco Bell is a no-no. It gives you sharts, or straight up diarrhea.
          2. I'm lactose Intolerant, so I'll be shiting like crazy in about 4-5 min.
          
          Yep, I can feel it in my gut (stomach) something bad is about to happen.

Thankyou so much for the follow!

SOMEONE STOLE MY COOKIES!
          They have chosen death. If you hear about a body being discovered in a lake, it's probably that filthy pice of shit that stole my cookies or me.

I just watched this "funny" movie because I wanted to laugh and fart a little while doing so, but throught the end it got so fucking emotional and the jokes hit so close to home I cried. I just wanted to laugh. I. JUST. WANTED. TO. LAUGH.
          Netflix really has the AUDACITY TO PUT 'FLUFFY, THE MOVIE' IN THE COMEDY SECTION. BITCH I'M CRYING IN THE SHOWER. sorry.