Hey there Ma bootiful people!

*hot shower~a shower but with me in it
* *slides $10 over to the goverment* PLZ cancel school
*i hate brushing my teeth because after that I can't eat anymore food after that and I just not ready for that commitment...
* Ohana means family... Pfft... Obama means family!
*how to be a heartbreaker
1 be a fictional character
2 die
*everyone is getting into relationships and I'm growing up and I'm just getting lazier and finding more tv series to watch
*HELLO 911 MY WIFI IS NOT WORKING!
*when you spell a word soo bad even spellcheck goes "I don't know what to say dood" 
*im so fancy even Iggy Azalea's jelly

Hey I'm a weird unicorn that fell from the sky and I turned into a human...and now I'm me... I don't know where I went wrong...
Follow to join the galactic unibrotato army! In this army we attack anyone who doesn't join!
Bye galactic Unibrotatos! Have a nice day... MAKE SURE YOU EAT YOUR DAILY POTATOS!