Rodger

Mist:
          
          Ray: my rival 
          
          Mist: *staring at ray* you got me suicidal! My love, your rage! 
          
          Ray: …our dying claim to fame 
          
          Mist: *staring at ray* our battle legendary…our fickle fraternizing
          
          *A war inside our heart*
          
          Ray pulls out a gun 
          
          *until death do us part!*
          
          He shoots mist and and finger guns the camera to the beat
          
          *Bang bang bang bang bang til I take you down down down down, I want you in the ground! Bang bang bang bang bang til I take you down down down down, I want you in the ground!*

Me: *expecting Kevin Spencer to just be another adult show with corny ass lines and another rip off family guy thing*
          
          Also me after watching a few episodes: Heyyy you my friend now *pointing at Kevin Spencer*

I hate how I can’t hate a character without people trying to defend them 

I love you as a friend but I would NOT take a bullet for you 

The host of object entities is revealed 

https://www.wattpad.com/story/408713343?utm_source=ios&utm_medium=link&utm_content=story_info&wp_page=story_details&wp_uname=Detectiverodger
          
          This story is gonna be the one I’m starting to work on 

I feel like after getting revenge on freesmart & eliminating ruby pin should’ve stopped her murdering spree- 
          
          Also I hated her when she got ice cube eliminated- people say book got far by sympathy points but don’t talk about pin when she only got far because of it too

Oc headcannon things I got from a generator that are now canon because I say so 
          
          
          
          Rubric is very generous in a rather twisted way.
          
          Rox scratches her face a lot
          
          Jacob is a VERY LOUD player in Halo
          
          Milkshake is awful with kids.
          
          Evan always wanted to be a topic of elite poems . But everything went wrong and he got in a kitchen when Neil Cicierega is cooking
          
          John spent more hours watching Mighty Med than streams
          
          Flashlight encourages NOT swearing, yet swears.
          
          Ian likes board games, but no one else wants to play with her.
          
          Camo has a diary that they write in with a glittery gel pen.
          
          Mike is unemployed.
          
          Alice is afraid of doing anything without her parent's permission.

ARGS are genuinely well made because I literally don’t know if they’re fake or not 
          
          Sometimes it tricks me into actually checking
          
          Example- Runsonic

I don’t know if this a bladder infection or period cramp but it hurts so bad