I don't want to be here.

DOB:
12/5/1896

Age:
127

Height:
5"11.62

Status:
taken

Sex:
Yes please,
 
Favourite sport:
sleeping

Favourite food:
I don't eat food.
photosynthesis, bitch

Sexuality:
idk, I like women, but femboys are cool too.

My language:
international

Ethnicity: 
Human (allegedly)

wanted for:
homicide, genocide, arson, commanding the bombing of Gabon, usage of WMDs, leaking government information for war thunder. manslaughter, illegal exploitation of natural resources, using chemical and biological weapons during war, money laundering, human trafficking, money extortion, mistreating POWs.