STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL unless you follow me then we're cool.
So hi I guess I'm slightly depressed rn they say it's just a phase cause hormones and stuff like that but... like why all I want my peen in is a vending machine.
I think I'm a dude with a feminine side lol XD. So what if I can get along with females better ok I'm not... g- uh gay yeah. Some people say I'm funny but I don't think so. Hey if I really am I could be like a stand comedian. Alright I'll give you some of my material. *Clears throat* This is what a bad comedian sounds like when hosting a dinner party. Hello guys it's been a while since I've seen you I RELISH the opportunity. Since it's been so long I think we should KETCHUP. All jokes A SIDE. Aren't I hilarious. Sorry If you actually read that.
 "I've never been married but I've felt divorced"
 If you offend me ill jump off a microwave. See you later my fellow gucci gangers BYEEEE.
(P.SYou are awesome if you bring me food)

People to follow cause I said so
@2_Jadeisbored_2 just kidding she has enough
@darksunlight-
Yeah those are the only cool people yeah byeeeee