Not all girls are made up of sugar, spice and everything nice but the two of us are made up of sarcasm, wine and everything fine.

The two of us don't like calling it revenge...returning the favour sounds nice. We are emotionally constipated, we just don't give a shit.

Remember when we asked for your opinion? Yeah, neither do we.

The two of us don't go crazy. We are crazy. We just go normal from time to time.

In a horror movie, the two of us would be the first people to die. We refuse running in our last minutes.

We don't understand why people would do drugs and party in order to have fun. Like, have you tried pasta..???? 

We don't dress up for boys. We dress up to stare at our reflections as we pass by store windows.

Hello.. We are Aarushi & Devaki.. Two potatoes...
 

Our Goals: a wallet as thick as our thighs.

 
We would lose weight but we hate losing.

 Our Relationship Status is like the new iPhone. We don't have the new iPhone.

We believe in 'Annoyed at first sight.'