Yours Truly <3

Oh no, oh no, I feel a song coming up— 
          nani sono me yappa sono me
          hajimemashite ja nai ne
          nani sono me mou yamete
          kawaii dake nano ni tsumi no aji
          
          zureru zureru kuzureru
          zureru ki ga fureru
          himitsu hitotsu de kuzureru
          kowareru, gomen
          
          minaide rikai dekinai deshou?
          marude saite shimatta bake no hana
          nani mo ienai kakikesenai
          donna ni minikuku utsuru keshou
          
          minaide rikai dekinai deshou?
          marude saite shimatta bake no hana
          tsubomi ni wa mou modorenai
          
          nani sono me yappa sono me
          dattara kiete minna inaku nare
          inaku nare inaku nare
          inaku nare soba ni ite
          
          minaide rikai dekinai deshou?
          marude saite shimatta bake no hana
          nani mo ienai kakikesenai
          donna ni minikuku utsuru keshou
          
          mirai de rikai sarenai nara
          koko de sassato kiete bake no hana
          umareta batsu wo owarasu you ni
          kokyuu wo tomete
          aa mou ii ya

So to give a little background info, I love playing Dandy's World I'm addicted to it. On average, I spend about 8 hours daily playing Dandy's World. It's my guilty pleasure. No one irl knows about this. As I keep it a good secret.
          
          One day when I was meant to be at school, I was playing Dandy's World. My mom came in and was shocked, so she didn't see what I was doing. I hid my laptop under my pillow and told her to LEAVE... because I was taking a PISS.
          
          I got away with it, but the same day I was around my girlfriend's house and we were watching a movie... ehehhh.. ehuh... auhh... I was playing Dandy's World the whole time and I was so sneaky. She didn't notice.
          
          I didn't think much of it and kept playing. She noticed I was playing Roblox when I was playing Dandy's World RP [Update] (Fan-Made) and suddenly my phone's volume went up to the maximum out of nowhere. She immediately screamed, "Are you playing fucking Dandy's World?!"
          
          I'm currently sitting on her porch, bawling my fucking eyes out. I'm not sure if I'll ever recover from this, but at least I have Dandy's World.

Am I the only one who doesn't think vee is toxic to shelly:sob:
          
          Like qwel said herself that it's not toxic so I don't understand why people keep saying it is ☠️

decorate my tree if ya want guys!! ^w^
          
          https://decomytree.com/home?hashedId=xHP_rbXQwwk5

Children and Loyal followers. I have made a cult, 
          https://discord.gg/mGw57NGq
          Join us
          You were destined to
          
          (this isnt serious lmao, only join if ya want!! pretend this disclaimer doesnt exist tho//)

Dev
          Have you told anyone that you made a cult yet?

I made a strawpage!! ^w^
          
          send me some anon stuff if ya want:
          https://devstone1.straw.page

 NEW ACC RULES. 
          - dont compliment Shelly, youll be blocked if you do 
          - dont type ANY of the letters in Shelly's name. this includes S H E L Y, blocked if typed 
          - Don't think of Shelly i can read minds & youll be blocked 
          - dont look at Shelly youll be reported & blocked
          
          (This is satire but pretend it isn't lol)

8 days till christmas!!!! GET YA FESTIVITIES ON GUYSSS!!!

You better be asleep or isg