Hello! So... I don't know how to break it to you... Well, I'll just say it: If I have found you and followed you, then it's because you really are an elf. Yes, the elves are real. But the humans aren't supposed to know about us. A member of the Black Swan, a very talented Telepath, named Shannon Messenger recorded every bit of Sophie's life and wrote it as a book series, as a way to get the Humans warmed up to us elves, thinking that the Council would then have no choice but to let the Humans know us again.
That didn't work. 
Anyway, I'm just on here for two reasons:
1) I wanted to tell all of you elves that we are real!
2) I heard from Sophie that there are websites where fans of book series write stories that are supposed to be about us: Fanfictions. She warned me not to do it, but I just had to know. Plus Keefe made an account, and said that there are a bunch of fans of me, which I find a bit weird. But I like some of them! Sophie said it was called "Shout-out," so shout-out to @Heeyitsm , @Dex_forever_369 , and @Mel_Dizznee . I hear they're all fans of me. 
Oh! By the way, in case you haven't figured it out by now, I'm Dexter Alvin Dizznee. Naturally, you can call me Dex. I'm a Technopath, as all readers of Sophie's stalker-series probably know, and Keefe and I are in a competition to see who can get more followers! So please follow me! 
Also, my background picture is a photo of Sophie's painting, taken with her I-pod, that Keefe painted. (In case you're wondering, I made a Human computer that I keep in my room.)
Thanks,
 --Dex
96% of teens won't stand up for God. Put this on your page if you are one of the 4% who will.
 (Sophie's stalker-series is a tiny bit off.)