DezzyBezzyAuzzy
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Im very smart today i got in trouble for doing dumbshit
I was in class messing around with friends and throwing wasp at each other (if you dont know what wasp are they are these little paper things that hurt when you throw them at someone not the bug wasp) and the teacher left the classroom so i jumped up on the table and screamed "THE NAZIS'S ARE COMING" and everyone started laughing and then hid under all our tables and because you cant see under the tables the teacher didnt know where we were and started panicing until some yelled "HIDE HILTER IS IN THE SCHOOL" and thats when the teacher started screaming like a banshee and no-one snitched apart from that one bitchy person everyone has in the class and boi did shit go down- i threw a chair at her and yelled "LIES FUCKING LIES" so yeah now i have detention ever single lunch for the rest of the term :)
SixRues_LiuYi
I know I might be kicked out for this—
Kan I get some kvass? OwO
DezzyBezzyAuzzy
@Red_Cherry_Hearts i know i am her lover
DezzyBezzyAuzzy
@Red_Cherry_Hearts maybe
DezzyBezzyAuzzy
this message may be offensive
Im very smart today i got in trouble for doing dumbshit
I was in class messing around with friends and throwing wasp at each other (if you dont know what wasp are they are these little paper things that hurt when you throw them at someone not the bug wasp) and the teacher left the classroom so i jumped up on the table and screamed "THE NAZIS'S ARE COMING" and everyone started laughing and then hid under all our tables and because you cant see under the tables the teacher didnt know where we were and started panicing until some yelled "HIDE HILTER IS IN THE SCHOOL" and thats when the teacher started screaming like a banshee and no-one snitched apart from that one bitchy person everyone has in the class and boi did shit go down- i threw a chair at her and yelled "LIES FUCKING LIES" so yeah now i have detention ever single lunch for the rest of the term :)
DezzyBezzyAuzzy
Today i found out people can be real cunts
Cough Cough @Straya_Aussie Cough Cough
emmamyerswife
@DezzyBezzyAuzzy I knew @Straya_Aussie even before I had wattpad and I can't agree more, were still friends though
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DezzyBezzyAuzzy
@That_Russian_Bastard we all have our own opinions i understand why you dont think that but i do
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DezzyBezzyAuzzy
I witnessed my lover get drunk last night and somehow drop vodka all on herself and her excuse was "i scared her"