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BABYYY
          Negae banhae beorin naegae wae iraeeee
          Dureopdago mulleoseoji malgooo
          Geunyang naegae matgyeobwala eoddaeee
          MY LADYYY!!

I love Arcane so much, periodically, "That device... Can't be" will pop into my head and I will burst out laughing 

I love that one pane in Batman #98 where Batman goes "I call it a Bat-tery" and Harley just goes "No you fucking don't"

Someone just asked me "Have you ever watched the autistic doctor show?" And I was like "Oh, yeah, I love Dr. House!"

Love by Keyshia Cole is such a banger dawg, listening to it repeat and singing along is addicting 

Cavediving except it's me and a baddie and I'm stuffing myself in between her tits

Some women really got me like 
          
          "My momma warned me about women like you! ... I was hoping she was right ★~(◠ω◕✿)"

Saw Palilious playing DMC5 on stream on twitch yesterday (Which, btw, Pali is fucking amazing, she debuted this new 2.0 Giftuber and it's the most adorable fucking thing, istg, totally should check her out, she's streaming again this Sunday) and I watched a few clips of the rest of the game bc I never actually watched or played the whole game normally, and now I want to add "So... Devils cry, huh? Let's hear what that SOUNDS LIKE!" in some variation to one of my books because that is FUCKING BADASS AS ALL HELL!

M—My sister had a baby, and I took it over, cuz she passed away. And then the baby lost its arms, and its legs, and now it's nothing but a stump, but I still take care of it with my wife, and it's—it's growing and it's—it's fairly happy, and it's difficult, cuz I've been working a second shift at the factory to put food on the table, but all the little love I see in that little guys face makes it worth it in the end. True story!

OOOKAY, PACK IT UP EVERYONE!
          
          WHO TF WAS GONNA TELL ME THERE'S A ***FEMBOY*** DATING APP CALLED JOYSTICK FINDER, IN DEVELOPMENT RN