小川 ┊ 𝔅𝔯𝔬𝔬𝔨

I've updated 10 chapters in like 3 hours, and I can update a lot more

"If you could kiss any woman in the world FEET, who would it be?"
          
          "My beautiful wife Haley!"
          
          "Nah, she don't count, you do that anyw—"
          
          "—Abigail!"

I've actually just watched a video of a guy who mains Iron Man in Marvel Rivals make an AI from scratch, just to make the meme "Jarvis, Clip that shit" a reality. Bro went through the entire process of creating an AI to capture his voice so he could send messages in team chat and insta-clip things he does in game without having to do it himself, and now I feel like I want to actually write my Iron Man book

For my followers who play Genshin: Why's farming in this game so fucking boring and infuriating. Like, artifact farming, skill material farming, weapon material farming, so much farming and it's all so fucking annoying, especially artifacts. WHY TF WON'T GOLDEN TROUPE JUST GIVE ME A DAMN HP CIRCLET

I haven't been uploading anything these last couple days bc my dumbass got sick in the middle of hot weather by having a fan turned on too high through the night. I don't know if you know this, but being autistic, any minor inconvenience can stop me from doing anything and everything that is affected by that inconvenience, so I can't fucking type, because my hands are sweating like hell, and I hate typing with sweaty hands, so I can't write

HA! You don't even know what you're asking me to confess! You have nothing, I don't have to tell you anything at all! Unless... If I can prove that I never touched my balls—I mean—If I can prove that I never broke the law, do you promise not to tell another soul what you saw?

"Up is the general direction in which you have me fucked in, friend Robin."
          
          "Starfire, are you Deadass rn?"
          "I am neither the dead nor the ass."
          
          "Who is the Foo, and what are they fighting?"
          
          "But what does the anaconda want nothing of? And why does a serpent require wheat products?"

I come to tell the tale that I have a degradation kink, but ONLY when the insults thrown at me are done so by a pretty lady. Case in point with my last post, Haley from Stardew Valley.
          
          Homegirl is over here insulting me and all I'm hearing is "Blah, blah, blah. Proper name. Place name. Backstory stuff... I'm so pretty. I like you. But I'm angry with you for some reason..."
          
          And then when you get married to her she's freaky as shit, but also sweet and cozy.
          
          "Me? ... Oh, I'm thankful for... You know what how about I just show you when we get back home tonight?"
          
          "Are you done with your work for the day? I'm ready to have some fun. But if you're tired I understand."
          
          "Good morning, sweetheart. How do you feel? You don't have any bruises or anything, do you? I made sure to be more gentle." (Even though this isn't in the base game, and it's a mod, this is absolutely something she would say)
          
          "I'm starting to like the smell of dirt. Isn't that weird? I think it's because you're around all the time."
          
          "Do you have baby bunnies on your farm? Bunnies are SO cute!" And also has two separate interactions where she asks you if you have ponies in your farm 
          
          "Oh, hi! Do you like kids?" (Yes, ma'am, I like ours) 
          
          "I'm happy to see you today."
          
          "You look rugged/pretty today. I like it."
          
          And if you don't ask her to marry you in a year after dating she very impatiently goes "So, what's the idea here... am I just going to be your “girlfriend” forever...?"

On another message regarding Valentine's day, I have no Valentine, HOWEVER! I do have Stardew Valley and a box of strawberries, so if you don't mind, I will be over here in my bed, eating chocolate covered strawberries and romancing the marrying the obvious option: Haley, because I wouldn't be a lesbian if I didn't, obviously 

Happy Valentine's day, people! I hope you all have a better love life up there than I've been having, and also a hopefully nice day