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          	The beeping of his alarm clock startled Josuke, his iceberg eyes shooting open. He groaned in annoyance, still plenty tired.. Surely a few more minutes wouldn’t do anyone harm.. Right? Of course. However, as soon as he began to drift away once more, it was then that the man caught sight of the time, nearly instantaneously jumping out of the pale silk bedsheets, stress written all over. How could he have let himself sleep until noon?! Other policemen don’t do that! A shout of despair escaped his sultry lips, with hands placing themselves onto his scalp and clenching onto locks of lavender hair, “Shit. Shit. SHIT!” Fast as a speeding bullet, the young adult began readying himself for the hours of the day he hadn’t missed. First, he showered, since he still smelled like the campfire from the party he had spent hours trying to breakup the night prior. Next, he began working on putting his precious hair into the signature pompadour, however, as he was doing so his phone rang. And who could it be none other than his second best friend Koichi? An arm reached for the device, placing it to his ear whilst he tried to do the two things at once, “Hey! What’s up?” He greeted, making it sound like he had been awake the entire day. The Joestar descendant mumbled a few things to himself, barely listening to the other explain his plans. 

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I do this too much 
          
          
          The beeping of his alarm clock startled Josuke, his iceberg eyes shooting open. He groaned in annoyance, still plenty tired.. Surely a few more minutes wouldn’t do anyone harm.. Right? Of course. However, as soon as he began to drift away once more, it was then that the man caught sight of the time, nearly instantaneously jumping out of the pale silk bedsheets, stress written all over. How could he have let himself sleep until noon?! Other policemen don’t do that! A shout of despair escaped his sultry lips, with hands placing themselves onto his scalp and clenching onto locks of lavender hair, “Shit. Shit. SHIT!” Fast as a speeding bullet, the young adult began readying himself for the hours of the day he hadn’t missed. First, he showered, since he still smelled like the campfire from the party he had spent hours trying to breakup the night prior. Next, he began working on putting his precious hair into the signature pompadour, however, as he was doing so his phone rang. And who could it be none other than his second best friend Koichi? An arm reached for the device, placing it to his ear whilst he tried to do the two things at once, “Hey! What’s up?” He greeted, making it sound like he had been awake the entire day. The Joestar descendant mumbled a few things to himself, barely listening to the other explain his plans. 

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More random shit
          
          
          His face scrunched into confusion. Kakyoin had just been in front of him. He watched as the thin rope-like trail left by the Hierophant slowly disappeared. Was this a trick? His lifeless green orbs grazed over to Joseph, “What is this?!-“ DIO began to approach the old man, frustration overriding his usually confident expression. The seemingly immortal character didn’t hesitate to give chase as soon as the other began to flee. Pathetic. He didn’t even try to fight. But, even if he did, that would have been a foolish decision, The World could easily crush the disgusting male’s face in. He furrowed his blonde brows as the man tried to warn Jotaro, chuckling at his idiotic plan. DIO kicked downwards off of the building, feeling victorious,
          
          “THE WORLD!”
          
          Time stopped. The vampire landed on his feet with a clack. A clear devilish smirk plastered on his face. He pulled a knife from under his short yellow coat. His loud cackles replacing the silence of the frozen area, “DIE!” He launched the knife at Joseph’s throat, initiated by a long round of mudas. Time resumed, and the elder’s pupils shrank significantly as he saw the sharp object. He soon fell down with a thump. 
          
          DIO turned to Jotaro, lunging at him eagerly, but almost as soon as The World’s fist was about to make contact with the teen, the surroundings changed. He was met face first with creaky wooden floorboards. What the hell? The being’s head quickly removed itself from the floor, looking around. His eyes were drawn to a window. It was day outside. DIO stepped backwards, into the shadow of the room, awaiting for the night to replace it.

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          A deep chuckle echoes through the hall of the vampire’s mansion. The tapping of heels against the hard flooring would get louder as the being approached. He examined the mortal that somehow got in. Masked in the shadow of the room, his menacing aura would fill the already eery area. A grin, as evil as the devil’s, but somehow charming in it’s own way stretched across his face. He found it amusing how this figure got so scared in an instant, his voice, as smooth as butter, broke the silence, “Noriaki Kakyoin..” DIO uttered, making his way to be completely behind the ginger. His hand would trail along the teen’s neck, nails sending shivers up the other’s spine, “I know why you’ve come here..”

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skehkssbk I hate starting roleplays is this in character for Josuke?
          
          
          Yoshikage Kira was dead. Thanks to an ambulance. Josuke knelt down, the lumber lodged into his body certainly didn’t do him any good. He hissed, and tried to remove it himself, no avail. Dammit. That meant he had to go to the hospital, which he would rather not do. He summoned Crazy Diamond, and tried again, no matter how hard it pulled, the stand barely made it budge. 

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Okay, so I want to know if this sounds okay
          
          
          The raven headed male had never felt like this before, the sensation the kiss made was soothing in a way. It all seemed to happen in the blink of an eye, did this mean they were official? No, he didn’t care about that right now. He instead focused on how soft Kakyoin’s lips felt against his, and the way nothing else existed as the embrace continued. 

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Please someone I want to do a JoJo roleplay XD