DicksOnCooksLUV

Gals I’ve been gone a while, I’m back from the dead now. Not that anyone really cares but I’m back and better so who wants to hit a blunt with me 

I for once published a chapter after 1000 years

I sound like if a sea lion was chocking on a bite of shark, wtf is wrong with me 

I’m clowning

Was it only me or was Chad Danforth hotter than Troy Bolton in high school musical 

I want to kill all these hoes in my school 

If people do the same mistakes over and over again, that just means that you didn’t respect me as an individual from the beginning 

I’m done with school, with these stupid teachers, with the fucking annoying ass students when I graduate ima piss and shit on the floor then release lions on them 

I had good skin for like a month or two and then all off a sudden my whole fucking face is a pimple 

Is it bad that I want a relationship like the ones in Wattpad