I am great in bed, I can sleep for days.

I stepped on a Corn Flake, now I'm a Cereal Killer

I have no ideas for books. 
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A Conversation Over text Between a dog and a human:
Dog: HOW COME HUMANS GET TO NAME THEIR DOGS, BUT DOGS CANT NAME THEIR HUMANS?

Human: What would you call me?

Dog: THUNDER TWONK. THE TWO-LEGGED TWAT MONKEY.

Human: Thats why,

And now a Conversation between a couple with a mad Female.

Male: Are you still mad at me?

Female: Twinkle. Twinkle little star.

Male: How i wonder what you are?

Female: Wish i could hit you with my car,

Male: OK, your still mad

And Now a Conversation Between Bryan and His father.

Bryan: I Totally failed safety and health course today..

Father: How did you mange to do that?

Bryan: Well, one of the questions was "In the event of a fire, what steps would you take?"

Father: And..

Bryan: "Fuckin large ones" was apparently the wrong answer.


/\ Relatable.