Hello Welcome to hell
At press cofrence:
Hello my fellow Baggins
*Crowd screams*
My name is Sir Dildo Baggins! And I will gladly be your leader!
*crowd chants name*
Welcome to a world in which 2 people will mystify you into a nut house!
JOIN US
your heart is a grenade and you pulled the pin
"Unicorns are so majestic!" Says some random brony
"Hey! Whales are majestic too!"
Fuck you.
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When She touched him...