Hello Welcome to hell 
At press cofrence:
Hello my fellow Baggins 
*Crowd screams* 
My name is Sir Dildo Baggins! And I will gladly be your leader! 
*crowd chants name* 
Welcome to a world in which 2 people will mystify you into a nut house!
JOIN US
your heart is a grenade and you pulled the pin


"Unicorns are so majestic!" Says some random brony
"Hey! Whales are majestic too!"
Fuck you.