"This Nancy has a dick."
"Beg your pardon?"
"Nancy's a dude. You shouldn't have stereotyped names with their genders."
"...I'm sorry, I guess it would've been easier if you had attached his dick pic on the fukin paper but go off I guess."
I entered an essay regarding music to a school competition. It was about a girl and her passion for music. How it brought people together. One day, she had a panic attack and her boyfriend sang her her song. It managed to calm her down.
They got married in the end obvs.
And I actually won. (Yay)