Moonlight-The-Night-Light

@Dino8812 are you gonna make a new book?

Frick I’m sorry this new update is taking way too long
          But I think you’ll be pleased to know the unpublished chapter currently has 3000 words-

Happy New Years to all of you! 
          We’ll have our first 2020 chapter of Light In The Dark Tomorrow! :D

I’ve been thinking
          What’s the limit to Holy Water?
          Can we change the state of matter and it still stays holy
          Holy ice
          Holy water vapor
          Can we water plants with holy water?
          Holy apple tree
          Holy apples
          Holy apple juice
          Holy apple sauce
          If we drink it and it passes through us, does it stay holy?
          Holy urine?
          Holy heck
          What if we watered an avocado tree with holy water
          Holy avocados mean
          Holy Guacamole 

The new Light In The Dark chapter is up!
          :D and one is coming tomorrow too!
          Merry Christmas Eve to those who celebrate, and Happy Holidays to those who don’t!

Ugh 
          Guys I’m sick
          Maybe I should use this time to finish the chapter
          Yeah I think I will
          I’ll have a new Light In The Dark chapter out before Christmas, and a Snoggletog special on Christmas. 

I am now officially a brace face.
          And have a bite plate.
          Taking the term “Metal Mouth” to a whole new level. (Even though bite plate is mostly plastic)
          Pollution-Mouth.
          Wait-

Funny story:
          So I have a bite plate
          For those of you who don’t know, it’s a plastic plate made specially to fit your mouth, going up against your top front teeth and roof of your mouth. It’s for overbites. (Which I have, only minor, tho)
          So, since this thing is on your mouth, it takes a little while to get used to having to talk with it in. So, for a few days, I had a lisp.
          So, you have to keep the bite plate clean by washing out little bits of food that wind up in there, or else it could irritate your roof of your mouth and junk. So they give you a little syringe kinda thing, that you fill up with water and squirt into the bite plate. 
          So I’m trying to clean this thing, and it’s kinda dirty, so I go a LITTLE farther back to clean and-
          SNAP. It loosened out of place. Fantastic.
          The brackets are still in, but it’s snapped down lower. So while I wait until I can go in to get it fixed, I HAVE A FRIGGEN LISP AGAIN.
          Btw, for those of you with braces, (which I ALSO need to get after the bite plate), you need spacers for bite plates as well. And for those of you who have dealt with or are dealing with spacers right now.
          Props to you. They hurt. So. Bad.
          I remember I didn’t even feel pain until I went to bite a donut, and it felt like I just chomped a DIAMOND. 
          Ice cream, ramen, soup, pudding, and scrambled eggs will be your savior.
          Anyways I’m just ranting now. Uh, share your oral adventures if you want, I’m kinda curious. 
          I’m updating Hamilton oneshots tomorrow: 
          “Hamilton Interlude”
          Yeah. Prepare thyself for what is coming. 

Wow I said I would update
          Yesterday
          And the chapter still isn’t done
          WHATS THE POINT OF MAKING A DANG CALENDER THEN
          Don’t worry y’all it’s on it’s way
          In the mean time, I still have to update Hamilton. 
          Goodnight to all of you UwU